Flash Fiction Challenge – The Idiomatic-o-rama 5000, Version 2.5.1

I don’t know if you can call two posts a ‘trend’, but are you noticing one? Specifically that I’m hijacking old flash fiction challenges from the incredible blog Terribleminds because I keep missing recent ones, and writing purely from my own ideas is something I’m still trying to relearn. In any case, I hope it’s enjoyable?

This one is still character-driven (that seems to be what I’ll tentatively call ‘my thing’), but it’s based this time on a nifty little generator called The Idiomatic, which takes a blowtorch to popular phrases and welds them together. It’s actually a lot of fun just to see what it comes up with every time you refresh, if a little unintentionally existential.

The piece came out to about 1400 words, and was based on the fun prompt:

“Every dog is a liar.”


Continue reading “Flash Fiction Challenge – The Idiomatic-o-rama 5000, Version 2.5.1”


Flash Fiction Challenge – Who the Furry Jesus is my DnD character?

I know, I’m hideously late to even starting this flash fiction challenge, but the most recent ones were collaborative and I missed the boat on those ones too. So, my plan was – and is – to hijack a semi-recent challenge that doesn’t rely on currency and to ride that pony instead.

With that said, here’s a semi-coherent and unedited attempt at using the fantastic online generator ‘Who the Flying Saucer is my DnD character?” (found here) to create a story. This one fell at around 1600 words. My two character prompts used will be at the top, and the story at the bottom. Enjoy, if you like!

Continue reading “Flash Fiction Challenge – Who the Furry Jesus is my DnD character?”